So last night I sprained my left ankle. I guess it's an appropriate cherry on top to this election season. I pray that God guides Obama to the right change for our country and that the people, like myself, who aren't completely on board with him, have the patience to hear him out ( Read more... )

- My job blocked Firefox. The whole fucking program. I don't believe them when they tell me it's because other people were smart enough to figure out that loophole. Then again, half of them probably still hear the Mosquito ring, so... who knows.

- Obama FINALLY sent me junk mail to draw on! McCain likes me more, he's sent me two ( Read more... )

- Just saw the headline "What Are Hiring Managers Thinking?" and thought, "Oh Good, finally someone is going to look into the way HR departments are fucking up the workplace hiring retards who can't speak, write or work properly!" but it turned out to be an article on how to make your resume more attractive to potential jobs ( Read more... )

Everything smells like smoke. Blargh.

( Bones - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun! )

So we only had to wait MONTHS for THIS episode of Bones, but that wait? SERIOUSLY worth it.

( Bones: Bones would make a fierce mommy. )

( Bionic Woman )

You ever wake up, get through the first thirty minutes of the day and wish that there was a rule where if the first half hour sucks, you can get a do-over? It’d be nice, except, we’d never get through a single day, we’d all just keep reliving the first thirty minutes of our lives because everyone would never get it right because no one knows what ( Read more... )

"Don't move or I'll kick you in the testicles!" -- Bones
I so want to yell that at someone.

House, you so strange, but I love you -- except that part where you lied.
And please fire Cutthroat Bitch.

Cutthroat Chase, plskthx.

Those aren't spoilers.

It doesn’t take a genius to figure out the killer once you’ve figured out the story outside of the case. That’s the one thing Bones and House have in common. Most of the time. There’s a story that’s created with the characters and then there’s a case that’s created to fit in parallel to that plot. So, in reality, the case doesn’t truly matter ( Read more... )

( why i love bones )